GrokTender

About

A taste-first drinks guide

GrokTender is for the moment you are holding a menu — or standing in your kitchen — and you know how you want the next drink to feel, not what it is called.

Four rooms

Cocktails, white wine, red wine and champagne are live. Each room is the same idea: a two-axis flavour wheel, pins you can actually hit, filters that don’t reset the last room you were in.

The cocktail wheel

Four poles: Fruity (northwest), Sweet (northeast), Sour (southwest), Bitter (southeast). Placement comes from four scores, not from a spirit category. A Paloma sits with grapefruit and fizz; a Negroni sits with Campari.

Bitter here means a potable bitter — amaro, peel, quinine, gentian — not coffee roast or char. Espresso Martinis live in Sweet.

The white-wine wheel

Four poles: Crisp & green, Aromatic & floral, Lean & mineral, Rich & ripe. Dryness is a filter, not a pole — Chablis and Napa Chardonnay are not the same pin, and a Kabinett is not a Trocken.

The red-wine wheel

Four poles: Fresh & juicy, Ripe & spicy, Lean & earthy, Dark & grippy. Dryness and oak are filters, not poles — Fleurie is not Barolo, and Gevrey is not a Central Otago Pinot. A later Low tannin chip reads off grip.

The champagne wheel

Four poles: Fresh & citrus (northwest), Toasted & brioche (northeast), Lean & chalk (southwest), Ripe & orchard (southeast). Dosage is a filter, not a pole — Ultra Brut and a Pinot house wine are not the same pin. English traditional-method bottles sit on the same map as shape-shifters, not as a fifth country.

What’s in it

132 cocktails, 48 white wines, 48 red wines and 48 Champagnes, curated rather than dumped. Nearby pins are closest on the wheel, not “also gin” or “also Pinot.”

What it is not

  • Not a shop, and not a bottle scanner.
  • Not an unmoderated recipe wiki.
  • Not affiliated with xAI.

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Drink as an adult

This guide is for people 18 or over (21 where that is the law). We do not sell alcohol. If you want advice on drinking, Drinkaware is a solid place to start.

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